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“Wish I had written it” of the week

Great letter to the WSJ. I love the comment on our “fourth branch” of government, as well as the “grave spinning” renewable solution.

“The Lawnmower Men” (Review & Outlook, July 19) proves the point that we no longer have only three branches of government. To the executive, legislative and judicial branches we have added bureaucracy. There are now a myriad of government agencies which have a say in how we may live our lives, and none of the people who run or staff these red-tape factories can be held accountable to the people of the nation through any electoral process.

So the Environmental Protection Agency wants to regulate my lawnmower and measure “grams per kilogram of cuttings”? This is the U.S. and here we measure in ounces and pounds; granted illegal drug dealers might not have a problem with this metric nonsense. Is the EPA going to say I can’t cut my grass until it reaches a certain height in order to achieve the desired measurements? Will there be an extra tax on foods that tend to create more “emissions”? How about a tax credit for Bean-o? How about they just leave us alone.

We could solve the global energy crisis by hooking up generators to the founding fathers’ graves. They should be spinning fast enough to produce enough electricity to fuel the whole country. If they were alive, however, I think I know what they would say about this proposal and all of the other rules dumped upon us: “No regulation without representation!” Though if this bureaucratic trend continues, we might go back to: “Give me liberty or give me death!”

Beth Halgren
Eudora, Kan.

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