Gov’t $$ for Christmas presents?

Seriously, folks, you can’t make this stuff up…

[Government Grant Solutions] Money To Buy Christmas Presents!*

When applying for the grant I wasn’t sure what to expect but to my delight and surprise a check came in the mail in a few weeks! I was able to bless a divorced mother of three with funds to pay her monthly bills in order to free up some of her cash to purchase a few Christmas presents for her children. These are truly great kids who’s dad is on death row. It’s very sad that the children of inmates, are more often than not, left with the many hardships.

– Joyce Joseph

Thank you taxpayer! When Barack Obama raises taxes “only” on those making more than $250,000, also known as small business owners, and they in turn lay off a bunch of employees to pay for that tax hike, you’ll all be able to go to the Free Christmas Presents From The Government website — what’s that web site number, Mr. Biden? — and get even more free Christmas presents! At least until the anti-religion extremists determine that it’s a violation of the separation of church and state…

Remember, too, that charity isn’t when you donate presents to the mother of three, it’s when the government takes money from others and gives it to that mother.